I have been surfing the net for the past couple of hours
oh boy! I can’t describe how appalled am I
there is all kind of horrible things
I gotta tell you guys
there are a lot of immoral stuff!
At first I got shocked
I decided to react
Some websites don’t allow you to leave comments
but have contact info
others are like blogs, where you can say whatever you want
so I seized the chance
I started scanning the pages first for any potential immoral word
(I will do it later for pictures and videos – that should be an easier task)
I have this wonderful tool of scanning – my eyes
and I have this wonderful processor – my brain
with an AWSOME – unmatched – moral algorithm
I started shouting here and there
‘walak enta ma btestat7i?’ (you have no shame?)
‘Do your mother or sister read this?!!!’
‘Hellooo, there are respectful people out there!’
Blood boiled in my head
The idea that a woman would check such immoral stuff drove me mad!
for I am an Arab, and as an Arabic *super hero* I have to protect my women!
In the past, it has been easier
We used just to lock them in houses
Have you watched bab al hara guys?
(If you missed the first 2 seasons, then you still have the chance to watch the 3rd one at MBC channel starting from next week)
Akhhhh, I miss those days! Men were MEN!
Now this have changed,
Women actually go out of their houses and work!!
It is okay, as long as they bring money
But we can’t leave them out without protection
There is much harm in the streets, but that is a totally different matter
My specialty is the internet
and unfortunately women can surf the net these days!
Mr. Gates has no cultural sensitivity
He only came up with filters to protect children
He doesn’t realize that we, Arabic men, look after our women like our children
They MUST NOT know what is out there!
Next thing they would start asking for gender equality
and then sexual liberation!
Oh boy! I have to react
I have this sacred duty being Mr. Q!
Here I come to rescue the women of the Arab world
I am your net super hero
I will decide what is shameful and what is not
and I will fight any immoral bitch trying to scratch your sensitive nature
Men shall prevail again, they shall control the information you receive
All under the name of protection
the way we have always been doing
will keep on doing
not matter what
After all, we have now