* warning: This post may disgust you *
Once again, in the middle of my sacred sleep, nature called me. And, once again, I, first, tried to ignore those call, but to end up regretting it, and dragging myself to the toilet, doing what I had to do, and going back feeling good to continue my sleep.
I guess that most of the people would agree that having to wake up in the middle of the night in order to piss is an annoying thing. I am not sure if men deal with this issue more than women, but I am sure that it is annoying for both.
I have been watching my eating/drinking and behaviour habits that affects my kidneys to work faster and issue such effect in my sleep for years now. I have concluded that doing on of the following things during the night before going to sleep would make it more likely for it to happen:
1. Drinking a pint of beer.
2. Smoking Shisha.
3. Doing a hard physical work (cardio or weight lifting).
One should avoid those 4 at night in order to have a good sleep.
But this isn’t the issue I wanted to talk about.
What I wanted to talk about is the brilliant idea popped into my mind last night while am half asleep.
Being the lazy man I am.
And because NEED is the mother of INVENTION.
I thought of a way to combine beds with toilets so that I would save myslef the midnight annoying pilgrimage to the toilet!
By creating holes in beds. A hole closer to our lower part of the bed where a man who feels like in need to piss can just turn himself with his face facing the bed, lowering what ever he wears of pants and/or underwear, and then let it go through the hole that should be connected with a cylinder that is attached to a waste system.
I know that my invention sounds sexist because it is more applicable on men because men face more problems with this issue especially as they grow older. A lot of us would face a problem with their prostates which would keep us moving in and out of the towilet all over the night.
I have even drew it:
I know that engineer can work on it and enhance it!
It is funny how my mind becomes creative while I am half asleep! Lol
On a side note, what’s wrong with birds?
It was around 5:00 am in the morning, and they couldn’t stop wissing! Is it their procreation season?